I’m soooooooo sorry I h8ven’t 8een 8round l8ly!!!!!!!! :::;{ I’ve 8een too 8USY glu88ing to my FUTURE SU8JECTS 8nd dealing with their STUPID PRO8LEMS!!!!!!!!
Your name is VRESKA PEIXES, and you are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD. You are next in line to be the TROLL EMPEROR.
You are very easily EXCITED and you like to GRIN like a SHARK. You really love the number EIGHT, and you wear 8-shaped GOGGLES all the time. Though you have to kill other trolls' lusii to pacify your lusus, GL'BGOLYB, you enjoy doing so! It's like a game to you.
You have many interests, primarily any form of HIGH-RISK ROLEPLAYING. The riskier, the better! You know that no troll would be insane enough to kill you, though, because you are next in line for the throne. Even though it's kind of like cheating, you don't really care. You would do ANYTHING to WIN.
Your trolltag is arachnidsGills and you tend to get REELY EXC8TED 8nd repl8ce random letters with 8s, which 8lso h8ppens when you're reely 8nnoyed!!!!!!!! You use emotes with four eyes and curly 8r8ckets, like this ::::}, 8ecause of sh8rks' serr8d teeth.
Headcanons Quadrants 8sk me 8NYTHING you w8nt!!!!!!!!
Why won’t anyone TALK to me???????? ::::{
Everyone here is calling me a 8astard >::::{ Somefin fishy is going on 8ND I D8N’T L8KE 8T!!!!!!!!
((CH3RRY R3D >;]
headphone kind
cat
….am I like a Nepeta/Karkat ectobaby orthat also strangles people with my headphones))
((Box of chocolates brown
speakerkind
cat lusus
I don’t even know))
T34L , Pillowkind, JapChin Pup—
Wwell fuck. ]]
purple, tabletkind, cat lusus.))
((light blue, phonekind, dog lusus))
((deep blue, bottlekind, ferret lusus))
(Source: pettifoggingprats)
(Source: greenmothereffingoak, via arachnidsglare)
Unf
Ooooooooh, Mr. Cage, ooooooooh. :::;)
Who the h8li8ut is this and why is he so… 8ttr8ctive????????
hicksterfashionista asked: Who Yew Callin A Pain In Th Ass Like Yew Kin Talk
You c8n’t just call the TROLL EMPEROR 8 p8in in the 8ass, M8ry8m!!!!!!!!
Th8t… th8t could get you CULLED!!!!!!!!
I think you trolls should tell me some others to follow! It m8ght 8e fun!!!!!!!! ::::} Unless there’s any pain in the 8ass M8ry8ms. Th8t n8me just sp8lls out a whole tun8 TROU8LE!!!!!!!! >::::{ Or Kanayas, I guess, 8ec8use some of your worlds are WEIRD a8out th8t.
8esides, I reely should get to know more of the trolls I’m going to 8e ruling in a few sweeps!!!!!!!! 8nd I w8nt to meet more FL8RPERS.
Wow! There’s 8 WHOLE LOT of mes!!!!!!!! ::::}
8ut most of them seem to 8e girls and cerule8n 8loods…
Your universe must 8e pretty fucked up.
Excuse me! How is MY universe fucked up? It’s pretty glu88ing PERFECT!!!!!!!! :::;}
I sea NOTHING wrong w8th the w8y th8ngs 8re 8round here!!!!!!!!
I didn’t say th8t. I was saying th8t your universe is waaaaaaaay off compared to most Serkets.
Oh, but you’re a Peixes. I forgot.
Still weeeeeeeeird.
Wh8le I think that it’s pretty relative!
Ooooooooh, you’re a Serket????????
Wow! There’s 8 WHOLE LOT of mes!!!!!!!! ::::}
8ut most of them seem to 8e girls and cerule8n 8loods…
Your universe must 8e pretty fucked up.
Excuse me! How is MY universe fucked up? It’s pretty glu88ing PERFECT!!!!!!!! :::;}
I sea NOTHING wrong w8th the w8y th8ngs 8re 8round here!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous asked: How good are you with your hands.
Gr8, o8viously.
I’m the 8est at everything, why would my a8ility to use my hands 8e any different? I mean, how hard is it to use hands, anyway?...
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((I’m RPing and playing sims 3 at the same time
fuck yeah))